Have you ever had your feelings hurt by an animal?
Yeah I have actually. You see, I used to date this really cute chicken named Bill. I really loved Bill, we were inseparable. He really was the cutest chicken ever. He used to take me out on long walks in the pastures and he would treat me to lots of cornmeal and water. It was too bad though, because one of the cows there had her eye on him too. He ended up cheating on me with that cow, and it upset me so much. I really loved Bill. He turned out to be a real cock in the end.
What the fuck LJ? Seriously?
I'm leaving this public so that everyone can see how retarded
Writer's block is.